One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
Hinata as the physically strongest member of Team 8 is probably canon. Actually canon. It is 100% true.
'Dang Shino I can't open this jar go get Hinata.'
'This is too heavy for us to lift. HINATA CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE.'
'Hinata can you get this please it just won't move.'
and my personal favourite ‘Hinata you can’t carry both of us AT THE SAME TIME. KURENAI TELL HER SHE CAN’T CARRY BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME PLEASE. SENSEI. PLEASE??’ ‘Hinata my feet are still touching the ground this looks ridiculous.’
#under all of Hinata’s cub is ROCK HARD MUSCLE: canon#when she gets scared she picks up one of the boys to hold#one time Neji sprained his ankle and Hinata ran through the streets of Konoha with him in her arms it was hilarous#’wow Kiba dude doesn’t that embarrass you’ ‘what the fuck man what the fuck. haven’t you met my mama. what the fuck. fuck off.’#When she gives Shino piggy-backs no one can take it he is fucking bent in half she is so short and it is so funny#She’s the only one apart from Kiba’s mama who can still pick up Akamaru Kiba is so angry with himself