A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
seto used to get tamagotchis and he couldn’t keep them alive ever so he’d cry a lot and try to get kenjirou to do them for him but kenjirou didn’t get it either and he’d feel so guilty every time he killed seto’s tamagotchi. even though it comes back they held so many tamagotchi funerals.
Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”
"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"
he’s brawny, he’s burly, he’s a real hunk, and he works at a coffee shop
he’s a baraista
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.